If you should ever plan to visit the lovely city of Bern in December I would deeply recommend the following classy activities. Start your day with a civilized walk in the historical old town. As the hours pass by you might want to drink something. Head to the Münster and order Glühwein. Its only tasty when hot so drink as fast as you can.
Hungry now? Move to restaurant Tramway. The patriotic cook here doesn't want to feed you, MF wants to kill you. Moreover, if you're lucky you will run into local high achievers such as this tremendously handsome young man.
After war (fight and win!) there is no better thing than a game of ice hockey. And of course some coffee and schnapps. Bern boasts the biggest ice hockey crowd in all of Europe with an average of almost 16'000 fools attending the home games.
You have now officially been pimped.
